Tell me you love me (or not, whatever)...
Thanks to the abudance of spam I've received though my old contact form, I finally am getting around to changing that. And since I'm like an Acrobat friggin' genius now, you can use this PDF verison of my contact form. Try it. It has all sorts of PDF coolness. PDF rocks. Adobe is my god. Give money to Adobe. Bow to Adobe, the great One. Don't worry, Adobe won't brainwash you; Adobe just wants to show you the Way...
If the PDF opens in your browser, you might have to save it and open it in Acrobat. Especially if you're on a Mac, since Preview will probably be opening the PDF, and it won't be fully functional. Only the great Adobe Gods know the Way.